he just got slapped with kimchi i cant handle this 

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Please Help




Hello followers, I know this is asking a lot but I’ve set up a donation button on my tumblr. I just came home from the emergency animal clinic because my dog Petey had five seizures all within a two hour period. Because he has cancer, a recent mass cell removal surgery, and five seizures all within a two hour period he has to stay overnight at the emergency clinic so the doctors can figure out whether it’s a brain tumor or his heart or something else. I don’t like asking for money, but I don’t have a job and the money I do have isn’t enough to pay for his emergency visit fees. At bare minimum tonights fees alone will cost $800-1000 if he doesn’t have any more seizures while sedated with epilepsy medications, however if he continues to have seizures during the night it can go up to more than $1500. I know I’m asking a lot, but I wouldn’t be asking if it wasn’t to save Petey’s life. Petey has had a difficult life being abused by his former owners and having cancer for most of his adult life. I’m not sure what I would do without him, he’s the best dog you could as for. I just hope for the best and that he’ll be ok after tonight. Thank you so much in advance for those who donate, everything counts and I’m in deep gratitude to you for helping me and my dog. If you’re unable to donate please reblog and spread this. Thank you. 

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15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself


Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.


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Ok so why the fuck…..
— Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via deekaylovee)
posted 2 days ago
before you send someone an ugly message perhaps exfoliate your skin, set some life goals and contemplate why you’ve reached this point
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Are you even real

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IT HAPPENED AGAIN.. this time i wasnt even mad lmao im used to it.. #Wow #SheThinkImStealingPart2


I love this movement

Look at this post racial society we live in today

Let’s not forget racism and stereotyping are very real problems in 2014.

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"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"

posted 1 week ago
Anonymous: your fav childhood memory?


Not paying bills

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